And by lip service, we’re talking about giving your lady’s “lips” some service.

Created by San Francisco’s ‘Club Sexy Time,’ ‘Lick This’ is a new app for tablet or Smartphone that claims to help you out in the bedroom department (if you know what I mean). Instead of operating the program by the usual methods, however, this app encourages you to use your tongue. Practice your female oral sex skills with euphemistic exercises featuring: a light switch! a pencil sharpener! and a bouncing ball! Just make sure to put on some plastic wrap beforehand. While going down is the point, coming down with something is less fun. 😉

Courtesy of www.mirror.co.uk

Courtesy of www.mirror.co.uk

While the app may not make you a master in this fine art (the female anatomy is not a light switch, after all!), ‘Lick This’ will help start some interesting conversations with your special someone. It also raises some interesting questions; are computers viable guinea pigs for this very human act? Is this a healthy way to explore sexuality? What is so freestyle about the bouncing ball animation? In any case, these exercises pose quite a challenge, and there are more on the way. No download necessary, simply go to lickthisapp.com and get started.

Caution: Use of this app in public will make you look very silly. Please use discretion and your good sense of self-awareness in deciding when to use this app. Don’t be like Charles.